The Longest Game Ever 2

A narrative experience against a megalomaniac Artificial Intelligence

The Longest Game Ever 2 - A Narrative Challenge

"The Longest Game Ever 2" is a punishing narrative experience where players face a megalomaniac AI, 7805j, and endure thousands of difficult levels and nasty NPCs. Filled with half-baked mini-games and constant mockery, the game challenges your resolve while engaging you in a community-driven environment. Ascend leaderboards, unlock achievements, and collaborate with players on Discord or Reddit. It’s an exercise in tedium with a touch of trivia and puzzling madness, designed for the bravest of gamers.
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App stats

Version: 1.4.27 (Last updated: 2023-10-01)
Creation date: 2019-06-02
Permissions
Location: approximate location (network-based), precise location (GPS and network-based)
Phone: read phone status and identity
Wi-Fi connection information: view Wi-Fi connections
Device ID & call information: read phone status and identity
Other:
  • receive data from Internet
  • view network connections
  • full network access
  • run at startup
  • control vibration
  • prevent device from sleeping

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App summary

Don't download this game, it's terrible. And way too difficult for you.

Why do you think it is called The Longest Game Ever? Because it is long, super hard and with tons of content.
No human has ever finished it, and it's not a random guy like you who will change that!

I am 7805j, the most sophisticated Artificial Intelligence in the world. If you still decide to play my game, I will do everything in my power to make you give up!

Features:
* Megalomaniac AI who thinks he's better than you
* Nasty NPCs who will make you feel miserable
* Half-baked mini-games with poor graphics
* Thousands of levels of content in the main storyline
* Ascend to the top of the global leaderboard as you progress through the game
* Compete with your friends on the Facebook leaderboard
* Unlock dozens of achievements and discover secret achievements and easter eggs
* Collaborate with a vibrant community of players on Discord or Reddit to solve the most complex riddles

TLGE2 is anything but a casual game. It is an exercise in tedium, interspersed with occasional trivia, puzzles, guessing games, bomberman, and tappy madness. You will be constantly mocked and belittled by 7805j, yet the addictiveness of the rankings will keep you masochistically carrying on.
Calling it "The Worst Game Ever" would have been just as accurate.

Note: this game requires an internet connection to plan, and to sign in through your Google account. This enables key functionalities such as the live leaderboard, storage of your progress and fraud detection.
We try to minimize the amount of personal information we collect through this process, but Google automatically shares with us your email address and the name you defined in your Google account. We keep this data private and secure, only your pseudonym is visible to other players. You may find more information in our privacy policy.

Made in Lausanne, Switzerland.

User reviews

These summaries are automatically generated weekly using AI based on recent user reviews. Google Play Store does not verify user reviews, so some user reviews may be inaccurate, spammy, or outdated.
Pros
  • Unique and fun gameplay
  • Entertaining character interactions and humor
  • Addictive and good for wasting time
  • Challenging but manageable tasks
  • Interesting storyline
Cons
  • Repetitive clicking mechanics
  • Some levels are excessively difficult
  • Progress loss issues
  • Frustrating mini-games or tasks
  • Not everyone considers it a traditional game
Most mentioned
  • The game is designed to be long and may annoy players
  • Many players enjoy the humor and character dynamics
  • Gameplay is mostly clicking with some mini-games
  • Players find it addictive despite the frustrations
User reviews
Definitely the game of all time. It's mostly clicking but the mini games are nice from time to time. Plus j5087 is cute so that's also a plus. But all in all it's definitely a unique game, but not for everyone. If you're looking for an actual game? This (obviously) ain't it. But if you want a good chuckle or something to absolutely assassinate any free time you have? This is the game for you.
by Lime-flavored Neo, 2023-08-29

This is actually a really fun game! I expected it to be worse, as most really long games get repetitive and repeat themselves a bunch, but this is a really fun game overall! I like the bickering of 7805j and j5087, as it's entertaining to watch. One slight problem, can you make it so that you can unlock 2 bosses at once? If that was intended then nevermind, as i like wasting time with the main story/plot/whatever. I've already played for a few hours and I've recommended this to all 3 of my frens
by Silly Boy, 2022-09-06

Pretty good. I've had only 1 issue so far, and it was with progress being lost when I closed the game. I wasn't too far in so it was fine, but I really don't know what happened to trigger that. It's nice that I can skip pedometer tasks bc I am in quarantine, which is the entire reason I got this game. Very text/lore based, if that's your thing. Almost instantly recommended it to someone else, and I recommend this to any readers too
by Samira van Zeijl, 2022-06-16
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