Don't Shake The Cat

Have you ever meowed? Tired of doing that meowing work yourself, let technology take over!

In a world where the only word is meow this app will rise and slide sideways but not be shaken. My cat was just an average meower until one day, when this app was downloaded to your phone. Meet "Don't Shake The Cat" -- an app full of cat sounds triggered by motion. You can even pet it to make it purr! Coming soon to your phone, the best app you will download this moment. Just in time for the holidays. Somewhere.

Seriously? It's free. And entertaining. And it stars my cat as a voice actress. What else do you need to convince you?

Directions: Install app. Launch app. Interact with various meow sounds by moving phone about. Pet it to make it purr. Optionally giggle. It really is that simple to use!

Starring as voice actor, my cat, "Cat-cat!" (Actual cat's name is Cat-cat).